Avian privacy group slams RSPB ‘mass surveillance’
Avian rights activists are demanding answers from the government today after the Guardian published tweets from an insider at the RSPB, indicating the shocking extent of directed surveillance against...
View ArticleMalaysian mountain god demands ‘more tits’
The sacred spirit of Mount Kinabalu – who is largely in charge of keeping the island of Borneo above sea level – made a dramatic statement today, but this time using language, rather than dangerously...
View ArticleArt world admits: ‘We just like tits’
Fetching $170.4 million at auction, Modigliani’s ‘Reclining Nude’ has proven to be one of history’s most expensive pieces of pornography. Gratifyingly for those embarrassed by their lusts, millionaire...
View ArticleMen relish denouncing 1970s sexism while still repeatedly saying ‘tits’
Shocking revelations about how senior figures from the world of entertainment got away with sexual harassment, combined with an unlimited appetite for instant nostalgia among those who grew up with...
View ArticleMillennial songbirds unable to afford a nest of their own
Research carried out by the RSPB shows over 3 million birds over the age of six are still living in the nest where they were born, unable to move out of the family home or afford a roost of their own....
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